Based on Sharp Dressed Man, by ZZ Top - Youtube Link
No mask, deep cough
Why is everyone so pissed off?
Wheezy breath, big sneeze.
When I get near everybody flees.
They go runnin’ just as fast as they can.
‘Cuz everybody’s scared of a Wu-Han Man!
Toothpaste, TP
Where ever I go, there’s none for me.
Empty shelves, angry eyes
Where are you from? I have to lie.
They go runnin’ just as fast as they can.
‘Cuz everybody’s scared of a Wu-Han Man!
All alone, quarantined.
Please don’t blame this shit on me!
I beg, I plead.
Say what I want, they won’t believe.
They go runnin’ just as fast as they can.
‘Cuz everybody’s scared of a Wu-Han Man!