Rocket Dog
To the tune of “Rocket Man” by Elton John - YouTube Link
We’ve only had her about a week.
She’s so cute but not at all meek.
And oh man, does puppy breath really reek.
And I think it’s gonna be a long, long time.
Until she’s potty trained, but I don’t mind.
When she’s with her brother she’s so unkind!
She’s a Rocket dog
Rocket dog, trying to chew up her new home!
Some days she thinks she’s a baby shark,
That biting everything is such a lark.
I’ve got 9 fingers, so she made her mark.
She’s a Rocket dog
Rocket dog, trying to make me an amputee!
And I think it’s gonna be a long, long time.
Until she leaves her baby teeth behind.
And if she has her way her brother will be blind.
She’s a Rocket dog
Rocket dog biting everything in plain sight!