Puppies in My Backyard
To the tune of “Werewolves of London” by Warren Zevon - YouTube Link
I saw Groot and Rocket wrestling in the backyard.
He kept trying to put his balls in her face.
He was trying to be the dominate one.
But she bit them and put him in his place.
Ah-hoo puppies in my backyard
Ah-hoo
Ah-hoo puppies in my
backyard
Ah-hoo
You hear Groot
howling when I’m petting Rocket.
The goof is jealous
again.
But when Groot gets
attention she doesn’t even mind.
She’s just happy for
her kin.
Ah-hoo puppies in my
backyard
Ah-hoo
Ah-hoo puppies in my
backyard
Ah-hoo, huh
When they are running
like crazy around the backyard.
You know the plants
simply cannot win!
If they could, they
would run and hide, lest they get trampled again!
Another call to the
gardener
Ah-hoo puppies in my
backyard
Ah-hoo
Ah-hoo puppies in my
backyard
Ah-hoo
I saw Tabitha walking
with her mother.
Exercising the dogs
again.
I saw Tabitha and
Groot walking down the street, uh
Exercising the dogs
again.
I saw Groot licking
his sister’s face; he got drool on it again!
She didn’t even
mind!
Ah-hoo puppies in my
backyard
Ah-hoo
Ah-hoo puppies in my
backyard
Ah-hoo