There is a Prince named Sarah,
Whom I’d like to inform ya,
Holds your life in the palm of her hand.
But there’s no need to fear,
Because you should hear,
She’s the fairest Prince in the land.
She can make you die,
In the blink of an eye,
By the slightest wave of her hand.
But she’s calm and collected,
So don’t feel dejected.
If you’re worthy she will understand.
So I knelt before the Prince,
And I’ve been grateful ever since,
May her reign sweep across the land!