My House
Based on “Our House” by Madness - YouTube Video
BitterElfGirl lays down the floor,
As I watch, she places a door.
She runs up and down the stairs,
Placing a plant here; a clock there.
Placing power can be a pain,
I stand idle, watching the rain.
My house, BitterElfGirl built for me.
My house, it really is quite neat!
My house has three spacious floors,
And quite a view of the outdoors.
My house has many cool things,
A piano, seats; a place to sing.
Several bedrooms can be found,
There so my friends can hang around.
My house, on the edge of a cliff.
My house, you want one? As if!
My house, would you like the 5¢ tour?
My house, featured in House du Jour!
I stand in front of a workbench,
Fixing my rifle, please pass a wrench.
Music spreads though out the house,
The grass rustles, is that a grouse?
The sun rises into the sky,
I am smiling as clouds roll by.
My house,
BitterElfGirl built for me.
My house, such
kindness can’t be beat!
I remember way back
then,
When my house had no
walls and then
I would have such a
very cold time,
Such a cold
time, such a
grumpy time!
And I remember how
I’d say,
”Why won’t the mole
rats go away?”
Then I would say, ”More turrets, I need more turrets!”
BitterElfGirl lies
down the floor,
As I watch, she
places a door.
She runs up and
down the stairs,
Placing a plant
here; a clock there.
Placing power can be
a pain,
I stand idle,
watching the rain.
My house,
BitterElfGirl built for me.
My house, it really
is quite neat!
My house,
BitterElfGirl built for me.
My house, it really
is quite neat!
My house,
BitterElfGirl built for me.
My house, such
kindness can’t be beat!
My house,
BitterElfGirl built for me.
My house, now the
budget is complete!