09/18/2012 10:18
There's a cowardly Charr I've met.
Odaccai is his name.
He is a vile kitten,
Who thinks hitting girls is a game.
I tried to educate him,
I couldn't; such a shame.
It seems that only a pea,
Will fit inside his brain.
I like most Charr,
I think they're swell!
They let me hug them,
And play Jump the Tail.
If you see this cowardly kitten,
I beg you don't ignore,
But drag the vile kitten out,
And then give him what for.
The favored drink of this cowardly Charr: A BloodyPaw - Tomato juice, Lemon juice ('cuz it is yellow) and Vodka (for the courage required to strike little girls). Floating in the drink is a small piece of bacon on a skewer.)